British Wildlife 11.2 December 1999

Twitcher in the Swamp

"As the deaded Millennium approaches, our thoughts turn naturally to the nation's growing criminal underclass. Wondering what to fo about the 'rough diamonds' and 'loveable rogues' that periodically strip decent old folk of their savings is exercising the best minds here in Swampville. We're not allowed to shoot the brutes, and modern policemen interpret 'reasonable force' in terms of polite requests to leave.

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